" She knocked me out. I mean it. I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they’re not much to look at, or even if they’re sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can. "
" Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care. "
" There is nothing in this world that can trouble you as much as your own thoughts. "